My dentist was telling me how she went on a date with an anesthesiologist and he was really boring, and then she was like, “yeah, he really put me to sleep.” I DIED. I LOVE HER.
I’ve acquired three of my favorite traits from my grandfather. Eyebrows, a decent singing voice, and the rage of an Italian man.
Me in a few hours.
Two more weeks until I’m out of this stupid country for another two weeks. Thank goodness. I can’t wait to not worry about anything except for how intoxicated I’ll be.
Yoooo I’m at the beach watching the lightning storm and it looks so awesome.
Hashtag, Bachelorette problems
BEST FRAND @schwendemaniac
Me como tu amor y cago el infierno.