My dentist was telling me how she went on a date with an anesthesiologist and he was really boring, and then she was like, “yeah, he really put me to sleep.” I DIED. I LOVE HER.
I’ve acquired three of my favorite traits from my grandfather. Eyebrows, a decent singing voice, and the rage of an Italian man.
Awesome summer skating music
I wanna build buildings high for you, but the cost, my god, the cost, I can’t afford you.
Me in a few hours.
Two more weeks until I’m out of this stupid country for another two weeks. Thank goodness. I can’t wait to not worry about anything except for how intoxicated I’ll be.
Yoooo I’m at the beach watching the lightning storm and it looks so awesome.
Me como tu amor y cago el infierno.